High School Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Difficult Teacher Ages Out Of Education System

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CLEVELAND—Faculty and staff at Baxter High expressed a profound sense of relief Monday upon learning that the school’s most infamous troublemaker, 65-year-old geology teacher Sharon Fisher, had finally reached retirement age and exited the education system. “We’re not supposed to say this kind of thing, but she was truly awful,” said principal Dayna Carrier, who noted that in addition to her behavior problems, Fisher had performed poorly in every one of her classes since arriving at the school in 1983. “She never paid attention, had one of the worst attitudes I’ve ever encountered, and was a constant disruption in the classroom. Now, thankfully, she’ll be someone else’s problem.” Faculty members were reportedly disappointed to learn that Fisher’s replacement would be Ernest Hughes, 31, another reputed “problem teacher” who has been in and out of several schools already.

 

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your mind cannot understand the symmetry of pattern which exists on Earth whereas the Universe keeps expanding

Thank you to Mr. Parsons, Mrs. Last, Mrs. Kerr and a host of others who are probably going to cry knowing all those grammer and punctuation lessons apparently didn't take😁

KristinaDrye A one, Mrs. Love

I know this is the Onion. But wow did it give me a pang of fond memory for my beloved high school biology teacher, who was tiny and fierce and hilarious and excellent, and who has recently died. RIP Mrs. Saint-John! We will never see her like.

Well, sure. Idiotic teenage students definitely make their teachers age much faster. 🙂

I heard she expected her students to do homework and would mark answers wrong if they were wrong. Shouldn't they pass just for trying?

17-year-old 8th grader glad to learn his strategy of failing until she retired has paid off.

good riddance

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