PENSACOLA, FL—Wondering if this was a sign that their relationship was “official,” local 17-year-old high school student Sophie Garrett was overheard Wednesday asking her friend what it means when the guy you like wants a blanket pardon. “Has a guy ever mentioned something called a ‘blanket pardon,’” said the senior class treasurer to a reportedly more experienced friend, explaining that she didn’t want to look up the unfamiliar term on a school computer and risk getting detention.
when he asked to check if I was wearing a wire, but I don’t want him to break up with me either. Ugh, this is what I get for liking bad boys.” At press time, a note recovered at the scene confirmed that everybody at the school had already heard that Garrett did blanket pardons.
jjjinvesting They have a tight cunt and cute person. Am I eating you cunt you girls?
She probably thinks a blanket pardon is for when you fart under the covers.
Did she ask her that on the plane crossing states lines after getting the Venmo ? 1000 dollars for 💋🍆🍑- love Matt
That's when he wants inappropriate time under the blanket. Nothing like sharing what you are feeling inside with someone you care about. Truly tests the strength of a relationship.
Alexa, what is a subtweet?
omg run girl
The subtweet game is STRONG with this one. Well done.
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She likes him?! Then she's got issues of her own!
Is that a euphemism for not being able to get it up?
Coincidentally, he was also asking about statute of limitations...
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amazing
lmao
Wow.. Just wow.👏👏👏👏👏👀
🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯🔥
This is one of those rare hybrid smh and cringe moments
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She also wants to know if he has a statue fetish after seeing statutory rape referenced in several texts.
КУДА ХУЙ , ТУДА И НОГИ
In this scenario it's for dutch ovens.
You know... For dutch ovens.
Yup
Man, the Onion has been absolutely on fire lately.
This is good
Oh my God...
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Silly Matt Gaetz
'We were on a break!'
Future civilizations will realize that only The Onion reported the truth
Wait till the discover they're both dating Matt Gaetz.
It allows men to say, 'they old enough to walk....they old enough to.....'
Walkoff tweet
Oh no
This
“Ah, they grow up too slow don’t they?”
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