a growing number of companies are considering a hybrid model in which half of their workforce returns to the office while the other half is
laid off. “The past year has really opened our eyes to far more flexible office models, wherein, say, part of our employees come back into the office and the other half stay home forever,” said SalesForce CEO Marc Benioff, one of hundreds of executives interviewed for the report who suggested they might also be open to a setup where workers commute four days of the week and then are told to clean out their desk on Friday.
Half of individual employees receiving dangerous levels of UV rays.
Too real
grimalkina Too real to be funny
After eight years, I got two weeks pay and this booklet. Oh and a 'Thank you for your time.' I'll be just fine.
Not sure if onion
The American way.
And if I'm one of the ones who keeps their job, I'm going to slack off twice as hard.
The office goof offs are freaking out.
Can you stick to fake news?
omfg
How thoughtful 🤔👉🏿 “What’s great is that this gives peace of mind for our workers to know that they’re still employed—at least for now.'
that seems to be the tactic Basecamp is using, except for laying off people they just have really shitty executives lol
Davidlaz Don’t give corporate America any ideas!
Not funny. I was one of the half that got laid off.
Looking for the satire. All I see are facts on this post.
There's a bit more to this story. Can you also cover the part where the remaining half of the employees will be doing the full workload of their pre-layoff team, but for no additional pay?
Brutal
cbeef12 I actually laughed when I finished reading that
ALL you people must have degrees from Subtle Wonderful Sarcasm University... with initial stints at The New Yorker.
This is the way.
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Half return, half laid off, half a billion dollars to board members
This is 100% not a satirical post unfortunately
_littlebitfancy
Confirming the common business model misconception that walls are more important than people
With triple the productivity expected because that makes sense to the project managers. Who have negotiated 3 new deadlines. To be completed at the same time as the original. True story.
I'm considering a Hybrid Model of eating at home and driving my car, like all my other cars, to 350K mileage rather than buy a new one and drive it only to 65K and then buying a new one...
Better bang for the buck.
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That's actually a half bread model.
Buzzing my feed!!!
Amazing