What the fuck is this?
Oh how the turn tables
I’m a Theonion virgin .. are these articles made up?
The family that plays (with themselves) together stays together!
Well, at least they're respecting the incest taboo by not violating it. 😄
Lock your doors. Your teens are on the beat.
Oh no
Spank News
That’s the hardest I’ve laughed at an Onion headline!🔥🔥🔥
Oh, how the tables have turned.
If the Onion has a magazine I would buy it. The only thing is they would have to change the title of the magazine like every month so other people would not know what it is.
RyRyLalonde3
And that's how Billy learned what went into the family potato salad recipe.
Wash your hands when you handle the TV remote.
No no it is called Meditation
Those ages... from puberty to old age I assume.
How humiliated he must have felt!
drhazemlashin
What are you doing stepbro
GTedford
oh Family Masturs?
Huge if true.
Soapy... Tueh!
You used to be so funny
The only time in which it would be permissible to spell it... massturbating!
Family. Family?
Why would a “family” masturbate...this is gross and stupid
This is masterclickbate
A 15 year old boy. I'm surprised he didn't grab a box of tissues, and join in on the fun.
The family had a camera reading and waiting for the son to walk in? yikes. I bet the article's writer accidentally typed 'teen walks in family masturbating' into the Onion group chat rather than google (rookie 'watching porn at work' mistake) then he had to write the article
Did this by Any chance happen in Alabama...?
Circle Jerk Annual Reunions are slightly awkward....
Link?
'Stop it or you'll go blind.'
Alabama laughs nervously
bitch WHAT
Lazy article. Cheap ammadien
TMI
The family that cums together stays together.
What is the best way to handle walking in on someone masturbating?
After looking closely, Is seems another word for discussion. Always good to have your dictionary at hand.
all_duane
I mean he’s wearing a shirt about the “English Ketchup” what does he think that phrase refers to?
cOmEdY
Haha! That happened to my friend
Oh how the tables have turned
Guess it's time for new parents
A family of WHAT?
Society (1989)
Happens all the time
At least he has a family
Where can i find this porn video?