SEATTLE—In a nationwide survey published on waste management, University of Washington researchers confirmed Wednesday that more U.S. cities are now providing citizens with special disposal bins for cursed artifacts.
author Prateek Sandoval, explaining how these accursed items from ages past are dangerous to throw into landfills as they can often cause junkyard dogs to develop supernatural powers, or end up in the ocean where their magic pollution awakens ancient beasts like the Great Leviathan. “When placing just a single cursed totem into regular recycling bins, some residents will see the dead rising out of their front lawns, which is why it’s important to have these enchanted bins on every corner.
Excuse me, how might one get started in providing collection and upcyc--er, recycle services for said cursed artifacts? 🧐
That's nice that they're recycling them. Wouldn't want those curses polluting the air or water.
cameron_kasky Finally a place to dispose of my ex husband that’s environmentally sound.
Oh thank god, I've been carrying this ring of binding around with me for months. I can't wait to get rid of it.
😂
TempoWrites In my day, 'proper disposal' was crushing all the cursed objects and buried them in Jersey or Ohio, or mailed them to Maine.
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Cursedy Ally?
Pro Phasmophobia players: YO!! This game is broken! Where's the cursed object?!
The bin should be ecru, not black
Folsom8k Much needed.
I don't think I could fit in that opening.
Oh look, finally a place for my content XD
What about artifacts that just make you curse? Like this f*cking piece of sh*t phone? Oh, for christ's sake....again? Motherf*cker!
There goes 80% of YA & superhero fantasy stories…
But I still can't get safe battery disposal in my area... 🙄
Listen people, if you have a cursed coffee cup, please dispose of the cursed liquid before disposing of the cup. Somebody has to change the liners of these bins.
Thanks big cities! I no longer have to dig up witch graves for artifacts anymore and can just take other people's trash!
FINALLY!
Dammit, I can tell the cities are gonna put those Cursed Artifacts bins in the local libraries! /sighs
Finally, a place for my math books 🥳
where MAGA hats belong