The nationwide poll, which asked about topics ranging from communication issues to the health of a couple's sex life, found not only that things were pretty much on the rocks, but also that many people weren't even sure anymore if their partners were the same people they once fell in love with.
In addition, researchers noted that an unexpectedly high 63 percent of people said that they love her, they really do, but…"From the thousands of responses we collected, it seems that many American couples are fighting just to fight," Cullen said. "For example, maybe a wife is always angry that her husband's working too late or spending too much time with his friends on the weekends, even though it's basically been that way as long as they've been together.
a conservative with an asian fetish?
People want too much.
I'd fuck her
Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but doesn't this just mean they need to decide on a safe word?
Maybe they should go on a break?
Pro tip: if you’re having a real rough patch, tell your BF you’re heading to the store but actually drive to a different state and change your number and hair and friends and never. look. back. See ya never, Brian!
Once again The Onion hits too close to reality.
// Not just want partners to change, but they *want* to change.//
Bad flashbacks...
So lame.
'Familiarity breeds contempt.'
'Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you hear knocking, from below.'
Yikes
'So. Ah. How was your day.' 'Fine. What about you?' 'Yeah. Okay. Nothin' special.'
They're manufacturing more vaginas as we speak. Don't give up, brother.
onion can you give me peanut butter
Bring In a pinch hitter
Because they're tired of being kept indoors and no longer having the freedom's they should have for the pursuit of happiness.
Sad! The nation's couples were so perfect at James & Tish's wedding.
Surely the result of poor cellphone reception...
Wow, just not funny anymore.
this sobriety thing isn’t working out really well
Time to save $
I was on a date like that one time. Just one. I excused myself, went and paid the bill and walked out.
Nation’s single guys ready for the rebound.
Nation hits a rough spell.
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Relatable
Couples need to read 5 love languages. Caput!!!
better a clean break before valentines day