Oh God, Teacher Arranged Desks In Giant Circle

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OVERLAND PARK, KS—Appearing stunned and unsettled as they entered her classroom Wednesday, students from Ms. Frederickson’s fourth-period social studies class were reportedly overcome with panic upon discovering that, oh God, all the desks had been arranged in a giant circle. “I have no idea what’s going to happen here, but it can’t be good,” said a visibly shaken Katie Wahl, 11, who according to reports began steeling herself for whatever god-awful group project, class discussion, or sharing of personal experiences the sixth-grade teacher might have in store for them. “We’re definitely going to have to go around one by one and talk or read aloud. God, we might even have to break into teams and debate something. This really, really sucks.” At press time, sources confirmed that, damn it, the only seats still available in the circle were the ones directly on either side of the teacher.

 

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real Socratic seminar hours

stellajlondon A_Delaney4791

🤣🤣🤣

NWPlayer123 Everybody gangsta til Socratic Seminar is in session

I remember a long time ago (5th grade) our teacher did this every Friday for 'class therapy' where we had to talk about what was bothering us in life... Because she did not like the class

monoKUMA

And now we wait patiently for the Mother Ship, Heads down, Thumbs Up!

Either something very fun or very boring was about to happen

remember when your teacher would make your class argue around gay marriage like she didnt have gay students

NWPlayer123

coeurlclaw I always got stressed out because this usually led to an in-class debate and I've never liked to debate things in class because people were HARSH. Then one of my teachers just started doing it to ABSOLUTELY spite us.

Oh héll nah

Round table using square desks

graded class discussion time :))

It triggers me that some desks are higher and some lower.

samuelapple

Whiplashed into memory lane, with people I didn't know or wanted to know, with people that I didn't like and vice verse back. 'Fun.' He said with such a dead voice, it didn't feel like he was the one who said it in the first place. The word withered away in the emptiness.

This picture gave me anxiety

Fuck yes. That means desk ball.

My 4th grade teacher rearranged desks EVERY day. No idea why.

The equivalent of a phone call rather than a text message.....

Not again. NOT AGAIN!!!

immediate ptsd

What’s wrong with this ?

I honestly love the onion

porygrub

God help us all

reminds my of my intervention.

Orange Man Bad

escioe

Like it’s the Paris Peace Talks.

Oooooo big anxiety

It’s circle time because everyone is a winner

I liked the circle... no one is ever behind you

spirallesbian Funny how I see this today, bc the desks in my class is arranged this way rn.

nO

When my teacher's did this it literally meant nothing, just a change of seating for a few weeks. So I don't relate to everyone else that's freaking out and having war flashbacks.

Eh, they don't do that in my class. They arange the chairs in circles,mainly.

hAs AnYoNe DoNe A sOcRaTiC sEmInAr BeFoRe?

Bruh I used to love this, I felt like I was in Danganropa getting ready for a class trial or some shit 😂

🤣

Fuck me

It’s been so long since I thought about how terrifying it was to walk in to that!

Wickis117

when my french teacher did this she put it right against the wall and we had to some olympic gymnastics to get into our desks

Nightmare scenario—severely debilitating flashbacks! 😣

The class trial will now commence

I am thankful that I was only ever placed in classes that had every other layout except this one. 😇

Socratic seminar time

Mindfuck

Fight class, surviving student gets 3 points of extra credit.

oh shit oh fuck

It's never too early to get started with AA.

CPDoyle16

Recommend they watch Rifftrax: Setting up a Room

It would really get confusing if they were arranged in a sphere!

ThursdayThoughts

Lmao MrsHagerAtTRJHS

This is so spot on. The only thing worse is when an employer does it in some random conference room.

who are we sacrificing THIS week, Ms. Portson?

*reads Foucault once*

When ever you walked into a room set up like this the reaction was always -

NicholasFerroni 😂😂😂

Strips naked performs Satanic ritual.

Because I really need to make eye contact before my next spitball.

Trynna act like this shit ain't lit

whats worse is its not a circle in anyway

nOOO

oh shit oh fuck

tloss1

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