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Harvard Officials Say $8.9 Million Donation From Jeffrey Epstein Was From Brief Recovery Period When He Wasn’t A Pedophile

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CAMBRIDGE, MA—Emphasizing that the late billionaire was only having sex with consenting adults at the time, Harvard officials said Friday that the nearly $9 million Jeffrey Epstein gave to the university was received during a brief recovery period when he did not engage in pedophilia. “I want to be clear: These donations were made only at times when Mr. Epstein was not actively involved in molesting, raping, or trafficking underage girls,” said Harvard President Lawrence Bacow, adding that the university had monitored the convicted felon’s sex life closely to ensure all checks were written and deposited during intervals in which Epstein completely abstained from intercourse with children. “While Jeffrey struggled, and eventually relapsed into pedophilia, I want to assure our community that Harvard went to great lengths not to accept his money while he abused minors. In addition, I can confirm that when Epstein was a visiting fellow in our Psychology Department back in 2005, he only had sex with women who had turned 18.” Bacow later clarified that the university’s anti-pedophile policy only applied to Epstein and would not have any effect on Harvard emeritus law professor Alan Dershowitz.

 

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EmeraldRobinson Oh sure. He’s a pedofile. Then he goes thru cram recovery to make a donation to Harvard. Then jumps back in the depraved pool? Uh huh. 🙄

Right before he sold the Brooklyn Bridge

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Oh Please HARVARD knew Epstein was a pedofile sexoffender

Oh ok then.

Give whoever wrote this a raise! The Dershowitz line at the end! lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Harvard also followed up with 'Money doesn't rape children, people do.'

TonyBrunoShow How fortunate for Harvard Money is Money Even for Harvard

TonyBrunoShow I'm sorry I opened this site

EmeraldRobinson Right.

Whatever Epstein was as the time Harvard was in bed with him.

He bought an $8.9mm sweatshirt

Isn’t it better to get large amounts of dough away from such cretins rather than them use it to to continue abusing others with it?

Oh well in that case, Harvard...

EmeraldRobinson 🤣🤣

EmeraldRobinson Not funny at all

The Onion isn’t satire

Harvard says he was a good for 15 minutes and we took the money ;)

attention ByStiffman ...

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