I knew I was right I just have to keep at it!
i didn’t know he knew how to read 🤔
The formula works.
If you really want to seal the deal call them 25 times around 3am drunk and crying, it will bring out their nurturing side!
EVERY one if my sister's exes 6 months after a breakup. Treat her like shit the whole time then end up crawling
A lifestyle choice so trendy it has a movement named after it
My apology.
It always has been. Not a new development.
I love onion tweet, there is almost always one whooosh in the comments
Or you can just both get drunk, make bad decisions, and save the self-pity for later
But how does it compare to stalking?
Idk I mean I ate myself into morbid obesity and high blood pressure, so, it can't hurt to try an alternative
Then I must be doing something WRONG as I'm 0 for 7 with this approach.
priscillasatori going to bed nao lol
Don't forget threatening suicide, that's important too.
Tried that, didn't work! Neither did groveling or begging. Women are complicated. They need to be wooed. Tell her that you just won $60M in the lottery. That will bring your little 'lovebird' back! Or at least until she hires a 'hitman'!
Shiiiit! It didn't work for me! 🥴
I knew it!!
I didn’t need this at 11 on a monday
Uh...no.
It helps to show your whiny feminine side.
And sneaking into her house and sniffing her socks. No proper lady can turn down a man like that.
Ya cutting deep
Does it also work for getting a new partner?
Didn’t work for Robin Thicke lmao
hahahaha