Boris Johnson has vowed to 'properly house' the residents at Whaley Bridge if the reservoir dam, which he described as 'dodgy but stable', bursts.
Island inbreeds
Is rebuilding the town, and then renaming it Boris Bridge, the vow that Boris Johnson has made if the reservoir bursts at WhaleyBridge?
His vows aren't worth the fetid breath they're carried on.
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