ALEXANDRIA, VA—Annoyed sources confirmed this week that married and pregnant local woman Ashley Canfield will not stop achieving significant life milestones, unanimously agreeing that the 30-year-old law school graduate seriously needs to just cool it with the achievements.
According to friends and acquaintances, Canfield’s frustrating succession of landmark life events began immediately after college, when she was able to land a solid entry-level position within just weeks of graduation. At the age of 26, Canfield moved out of the apartment she shared with roommates and into a one-bedroom of her own, prompting many to question whether Canfield’s nonstop milestones were becoming a bit too much.
But he does it without feeling! It’s like they don’t mean anything. Like, checking off BINGO numbers or something. 🙄
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Show them up.
Overfeeding her wife?
No need to emulate them. That life path, very conformist, has no purpose or value but to serve nature’s goals. Do something better...higher...beyond common conformity.
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I feel personally attacked by this. I got married at 25 and did my masters 2 years later 🤦♀️My cousins must hate me 😂
I'm boutta attain the majorest life milestone there is... Death
I hate them and their boring life.
Ughh too many of these bastards in my life
Yea. She got in midlife crisis. Love it
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Area loner laments as he readies for his second trip abroad this year.
Her Eventual Divorce Should Cap It Off Nicely.
A million aging childless 'lady bosses' in corporate drone roles just cried out in anguish
So rude
This is also why you should never go to a high school reunion.
Reading this comment won’t help you to become the obnoxious friend nobody wants.
ugh I can't fucking stand her.
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This is why I avoid Facebook 😂
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