I only had one request of my university years ago: a non-smoking roommate. When I arrived at school and opened the door to our shared dorm room the first thing I saw was his two cartons (40 packs) of Lucky Strike cigarettes on his desk. PS. Turned out to be my best roomie ever.
It was the best of times…
Colleges give us valuable life experience, like experiencing a roommate watching a movie at 1AM
All sociological experiments need data. What better way to get un-skewed data than to light a match with friction.
Probably is funnier now that it was 4 years ago, when first released.
Bruh
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Finally a college that works toward actual career preparation.
stephalders I think they are talking about us
How a student is treated probably depends on how much their parents paid to get them admitted.
Hmmmm.....this should be fun. Think I'll pair the president of his school's 'MAGA Maniacs' with the president of his school's 'Immigrants Lives Matter'.
Because incompatible roommates are often paired up, many members of the 'Bloods' and 'Crips' don't enjoy their college-years as much as other students...
Big mood
I don't think this is even satire.
Looks like Mr. Hand
They jokingly call it their diversity policy
Say whaaatttttt