20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (April 9-15)

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Kelsey Borresen is a Relationships Reporter at HuffPost, based in Los Angeles. She is a graduate of the University of Southern California where she majored in Journalism. She will someday be the mother to one or more corgis.

is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow the married people on X, formerly known as Twitter, continue to find humour in the minutiae of wedded life.

One day you're young and in love; next thing you know, twenty years have passed, and your husband has started listening to yacht rock.I was at a craft fair yesterday and I overheard a man say to his wife in a tone that conveyed no less than 6 emotions, Please no more potholders.10 I told my next door neighbor yesterday that my husband just had me plant our 24th tree in our small yard and he gasped and gave me a look like he was a safe space if I needed help.

My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop using terrible similes, but like a pigeon breakdancing, I couldn't stop.

 

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