As I was writing on the white board, one boy asked, and I quote, 'Miss B, did you get a hand job?!'
a little girl raised her hand and announced with tears in her eyes that 'a tooth fell out of my recorder and IT’S NOT MY TOOTH.' I shuffled off to an office in the room and yelled something at the class, probably incoherent nonsense, all while still puking and peeing. I finally was able to call the office for someone to come take over and fled the building as soon as they got there.""I was teaching my musical theatre class how to fit costumes and was using a little girl named Mattie as my model. I wasn't paying that much attention .
I am a student, but my most ridiculous class experience was today when my teacher used articles to teach us.