LAKEWOOD, OH—In what many were calling another blatant act of discrimination in higher education. a perfect 4.0 student claimed Monday that he was rejected from the university of his choice just because he was a white rapist.
“I graduated as valedictorian of my high school and played on varsity for two sports, but then I get punished for being a white guy who sexually assaulted some classmates—this is a clear case of affirmative action going too far,” said Ashton Wheeler, noting that in addition to his academic success, he also participated in numerous extracurricular activities, where he found many of his victims.