Jill Biden Invites Any Woman Who Has Ever Touched Basketball To Visit White House

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WASHINGTON—After watching from the stands Sunday as Louisiana State University defeated the University of Iowa in the NCAA women’s basketball championship, first lady Jill Biden announced that she would invite all women who had ever touched a basketball to visit the White House. “I would like to extend a warm welcome…

WASHINGTON—After watching from the stands Sunday as Louisiana State University defeated the University of Iowa in the NCAA women’s basketball championship, first lady Jill Biden announced that she would invite all women who had ever touched a basketball to visit the White House.

“I would like to extend a warm welcome to any American woman who has ever handled a basketball in any context to stand alongside the LSU Tigers as they meet with the president and myself,” Biden said during a press conference, reiterating that attendees at the ceremony need not know how to dribble or shoot the ball, so long as they had come into physical contact with one at some point during their lives.

 

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Swallowing like VoteBlueNoMatterWho seagulls, at this point. COVID denial, no UBI, fresh oil to fuel Climate Crisis weather, evictions in red states and blue for the old and young alike, dumping money into war, dumping good food into dumpsters. Mm.

😂😂😂

But only if they are white

Yo this account never misses 🤣🤣

Rookieon1075

But did she shout 'TITLE EYE EX!' or 'TITLE NINE!' is the real question

correction: any WHITE woman

If i identify as a woman do i get an invite?

When you put on your Big Boy Pants, go after Joe. Cowards.

I don’t like the fact that she won’t admit her error. It’s now become about her sloppy bandaid and less about LSU. Winner’s only in the people’s House, please!

Little help here. Is basketball the pointy one?

The first lady was overhead ' I thought 'double dribble 'was what the president did when his nurse fed him applesauce' not a basketball term.

Gosh, she’s annoying. She’s worse than Melania or Hillary. Laura and Michelle were pretty cool 1st ladies.

CoachTA13

Everybody gets a trophy so now everybody gets to visit the WH

Headline should read: “Jill Biden invites LSU and the top white athlete from each NCAA tournament team to visit the White House”.

😂😂😂😂

What if I've had several basquiatballs in my hands, but I can't spell 'basquiatball' correclty because I have a BFA?

Jill is looking for a little game of 1 on 1? 𗀔

😂😂😂

Everyone gets a trophy nowadays, seems legit!

Then, in the interest of fairness, she also invited the men.

JillBiden 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Did an intern concoct such this incredibly weak excuse for a joke?

When is the identification cutoff?

What is a woman

Also the Marlins

The onion never misses

NicoleAuerbach 🤣

working on her ‘You Can’t See Me’ gesture

Oh fun

Not invited

carlquintanilla Not inclusive enough!

Now that’s funny.

please poke fun at bidens pushing the war in Ukraine. or have u joined the Man too?

They’re orange and bumpy and remind me of Trump. I feel like I’ve earned a trip to the WH!

I've been near a basketball once. Can I come?

Any white woman*

Totally unfair to those who can't afford it.

Lol

Accurate lol

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