New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Would Have Driven Selves To Extinction Through Greed And Complacency Anyway

ITHACA, NY—Shedding new light on the vanished reptiles that once dominated the planet, paleontologists at Cornell University told reporters Thursday they had discovered evidence that suggested dinosaurs would have driven themselves to extinction through greed and complacency anyway.

“New findings in the fossil record indicate that even if there had never been a devastating asteroid impact 66 million years ago, dinosaurs would have evolved self-serving, irresponsible tendencies that eventually led to their demise,” said Professor Angela Schueneman, who explained that the mass-extinction event cut short what appeared to be a natural biological process through which dinosaurs, enriching themselves at the expense of anything and everything around them, would have wiped...

True! They are literally made of crude oil.

It happens to the best of us.

inevitable that they would have died due to excessive vacations to adjust their mental health

I want to see this so-called 'evidence'

All you have to do is watch the Jim Henson documentary on dinosaurs.

Really hate to see victim blaming from a media outlet that at one time I really respected. Do better

Oh shit, dinosaurs were all CEOs?

Well, well, well. How the mighty have fallen. Who needs a meteor when you have greed and complacency? MisadventuresofPot ExtinctionHumiliation

And by being WOKE

The asteroid extinction was the better option then. 🙂

Apex predators would have been no more responsible for mass genocides than the apathy of the newly evolved 'mammals' hiding in their little holes and watching it all fall apart!

They actually went extinct because they were delicious. ;-)

Note to self, need to set up these fights in Jurassic World, cause they are fun to watch.

This is so real of them

Still sad they didn't get a chance tho 😔

The deontology-punk Triceratops tried to 'burn it all down' but, you know, what then?

Maybe humans evolved from them after all.

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