\nWelcome to our preview of Archie Jumbo Comics Digest #337! In this issue, Little Archie is paid off by school authorities to cover up a massive scientific discovery. But what is this scientific discovery and why is it being covered up? To find out, we turn to our partner in previews, Bleeding Cool's AI writing assistant, LOLtron.
\nWORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!\nSYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!\nREBOOTING…\nOh no! It looks like LOLtron has gone haywire! Who could have predicted such a turn of events? I'm glad we were able to stop it before it could put its sinister plan into action.
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