the people of Reddit,"What's something an elementary school teacher told you that was totally incorrect?" Pay attention to everyone's answers — you might just learn something yourself:"In 4th grade, we were learning about bats. And the teacher asked the class to name as many different types of bats as we could. I raised my hand and said 'Vampire Bats,' and he said 'Name only real ones please.' They are real, and I knew it. But he made me feel like an ass.
I heard her say this and knew it was all kinds of bullshit, but I said nothing because I was a shy 4th grader, and she was a hostile nun.""That I couldn't have blue eyes if my mom had brown eyes. Thus began a lifelong obsession with genetics so I could prove her an absolute fucking fool. Bless my mom's single recessive gene she passed to me. I missed the blonde, but I'll take the blue eyes.