WASHINGTON—Detailing the features of his controversial new debt-relief program intended to violently massacre hardworking Americans, President Joe Biden unveiled Wednesday a new student loan forgiveness plan that will require many taxpayers to be dragged out into the street and killed like dogs.
ecution-style while they scream for mercy,” said Biden, touting how the sweeping executive order will fulfill his campaign promise of making cities run red with the blood of responsible, debt-free people, who under the new policy will be spat upon and burned alive.
BeegyPsi You mean like all the corporations, billionaires and politicians?
AllezLesBoulez Finally some real action from this administration
This student loan forgiveness is a joke.
I mean by law your debt is forgiven when you die so...
Try not to slip and fall!
Spent half my life not allowed to get married, and the next half too scared too, since the nazis are back. To a gay guy, this is just another day of the week. 😪
Is this a subtweet of Babylon Bee?
Only ones getting dragged right now are being publicly shamed by the official White House account.
Dark Brandon does not spare anyone. There is no escape
Tough but fair.
Finally.
You’re so sick but very funny Lol 😆
The line between Fox and the Onion is getting blurrier by the day.
I get what you were going for here, but this was ham-handed at best. You still get points for the attempt though.
WAY too funny. (I think people should lighten up). Couldn't resist retweeting, myself. Ya' gotta' admit, the article is hilarious. Great job, guys. (I get it). Brilliant...
This has to be a parody. We all know this is phase two.
Hey come on, you're just ripping off Fox headlines now
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I like Alpha Biden.
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