Charles O'Carroll-Kelly. Illustration: Alan Clarke“Ross,” Fionn tries to go, “you can’t keep turning up at the school like this.”
He goes, “Ross, I’m a very busy man. In case you haven’t noticed, we have exams going on at the moment. JuniorI’m there, “I’ll get straight to the point then. I think you should change your mind.”“You mean about Castlerock College going coeducational from the next school year?” All of a sudden the door of his office is thrown open and she rushes into the room. She doesn’t even acknowledge me. She was never what I would call a rugby person. The things I did on the pitch would mean very little to her and I just don’t know how to relate to people like that.
Fionn decides to confront the, I don’t know, crane operator, rushing over to him, waving his orms like he’s helping to land a plane and shouting, “STOP! STOP! STOP!”