TALLAHASSEE, FL—Claiming that the public education system indoctrinated students with liberal rhetoric, Florida lawmakers passed a new bill Tuesday that banned schools from teaching students anything besides the misadventures of the two best friends George Washington and Jesus Christ.
Ron DeSantis, detailing how subjects such as biology, history, music, art, algebra, and chemistry must now either be stricken from the curriculum or re-tooled to focus on the story of how the Messiah and the Revolutionary War general first teamed up as young boys to found the United States.
tried to google the book series to see what it was about, if it was cool 😔
'The teachings of ConservativeJesusChrist'
Today's satire may be next week's news.
At first i thought it was a new TinTin adventure.
Love the TinTin reference.
Hallelujah praise the lord
JesusSoWhite
Ceci n’est pas un Tintin.