NEW YORK—In a finding that reverses decades of conventional scientific wisdom, a sociological study from Columbia University revealed Wednesday that only 97% of eye contact is sexual in nature. “Our research suggests that a stunning 3%
of all cases of a coworker, friend, or complete stranger making momentary eye contact are not attempts to seduce or even playfully flirt with you,” said study co-author Dr. Hamilton Morris before quickly clarifying that the vast majority of commuters on trains, baristas, TSA agents, bar patrons, dentists, and supermarket shoppers still use brief eye contact in order to suggest sexual interest and urge you to initiate intimacy as soon as possible. “It’s important to emphasize that locking eyes for any span longer than a few seconds causes this percentage to jump precipitously.
On the farmer's part only
this one is true
... so the other 3% are thinking about anal sex?
Like this?
I agree.
Ewwww
You all want to fuck me. I knew it. Sorry, but I'm saving myself for marriage or a crisp $50 dollar bill.
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those ‘just-do-me’ irises…
The rest is “fuck you lookin at?”
In 2022 eye contact is indeed rape.
he's looking into ur eyes
assume nothing
Wishful thinking?