“When I asked the perfume woman to try a spray at her counter, she looked at me like I was a child playing house. She didn’t think I had the dough or the sensibility for this sophisticated ointment. Joke’s on her. I co-own a magazine, girlfriend. The cologne hit me with a smack of citrus, and then I wafted in wicked great flowers and musk. All together it screams cheddar and sex. I’ll take it. Charge it to my card. Five stars.
After a few more minutes, my lips got bigger like Anna’s when she wakes up in the morning. Timing of burning: two minutes. Timing of big lips: I’d say 48 minutes. Timing of looking hot: all day. Five stars.” —A middle-school locker or a home shared with husband Justin Timberlake: Both could use a fresh stock of eyeliner and perfume.“I’ve never had a pimple and don’t think I ever will in life, but I would def wear these—highlighter-yellow patches that make my face shine bright like a galaxy.
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