LOS GATOS, CA—In an effort to optimize their offerings in an increasingly crowded marketplace, streaming giant Netflix confirmed Friday that it would soon be releasing a Jeffrey Dahmer stand-up special produced by the platform’s self-learning algorithm.
“With our vast trove of user data, the algorithm has advanced to the point at which it can create exactly what our subscribers want to see, whether it’s theliving on a tropical island where they must give up sex to win a $100,000 prize.
Dad's Google History?
smod4real Still got it🤣🤣🤣
I would probably watch that, ngl.
This is in extremely bad taste. Can I have some more please?
0ddette 🐐
jalvna_
I would watch the shit out of that
BenKissel 'do any gas pumps work in this country?'
Ummm marknorm already exists
GarbageApe The joke he's telling in the pic: 'what's the deal with ears?! Why are they so chewy?'
Suspense • Dark • Observational
The title alone, omfg
talk about a dinner and a show
Jeffrey Dahmer (as portrayed by Simone Biles) will have you rolling like a champ!
They all died laughing
Dinner theater?
Finally! Some satire that isn’t too real! How much did you have to stretch for this?
What's for dinner?
Jeffrey to those who were snubbed in his favor: “Eat your heart out”
'Don't you just hate it when you leave the house to go murder and it turns out the dismembering knife is in your other pants?'
A show you binge on.
2nd special is called 'Hungry for More!'
timheidecker Don't ya hate it when the sex zombie you create dies from the acid you poured into it's brain?
Reminds me of the Netflix Ai in Maria Bamford's show, Lady Dynamite. 😂
Now, THAT'S funny.
EvanCarterCmedy His closer about a fridge full of dicks annihilated the audience. Five stars.
I hope he jokes about his love life
Much better than Ted Kaczynski's: Bombing on Stage
well done
Yeah yeah yeah I know Dahmer got canceled. But his Netflix stand up is really funny and insightful.
oneunderscore__
Jeffrey Dahmer: Eat your heart out
At least it wasn’t “Jeffrey Dahmer’s Good Eats”
Not funny. This leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Sounds about right
Dating is hard, am I right folks? Like, do you write down the date that you killed them on or the date when you dismembered them?
Losing It, and not Killing It?
I drew a Jeffrey Dahmer Cooking Show comic book for a class back in '91. Now's the time to sell, methinks.
I had Steve over for breakfast What did you eat? Steve
Like an alternate dimension where John Mulaney is a pshycopathic cannibal serial killer
AdamAlabrash
'so I walk into this bar, and i say? Why the long torso?'
It should be called Jeffrey D “What’s eating me?”
Better: Jeffry Dahmer: Hungry!
Probably has the audience laughing their heads off!
Kinda like the algorithm that input Friday Night Lights & 90210 & output All American. Good lord its nice to look at, but is so situationally ridiculous.
oneunderscore__ I heard he kills
Dude ws killing it that night
it was a great gig he just ate the audience right up...
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Jeffrey Dahmer: BITE ME
This shit would absolutely happen
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