Unmasked Kindergarteners
Teachers are already dreading the day a precocious 5-year-old rips off their mask while yelling about “personal liberty” and the 14th Amendment.He thinks he’s funny but he’s just loud.
Literally true.
Every day is so long.
Oof. Dark.
Or as many teachers say, ' The best part of teaching is June, July, and August.'
PTSD
This teacher looks like real e equals mc SQUARE.
I don't know if I would be more proud of the kid or the kids civics teacher. My 16 year old still thinks the 2nd amendment is about wearing short sleeve shirts.
Based 5 year old
Acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.. 😒
I think they actually are
Things like this have been happening for YEARS in Africa but as usual the Western press INGNORES it
Omg Onion! Stop sharing facts! It confuses people.
I remember when a bunch of 5-year-olds attacked the U.S. capitol and assaulted democracy.
Funny, not funny
God I wish I had the courage of this hypothetical area 5 year old
As a human what aren't I dreading anymore?
Retired one here. I’m still wondering
Carl the Janitor (“Your dad work here?”) answered this OTD in 1985.
At least bring back corporal punishment to offset the low pay, parental harassment, and other blames they receive.
Too true.
You forgot bathroom/ lunch / hall duty. That’s where the real joy of teaching comes from.
Here's the answer: 😂
Is this supposed to be a joke it’s spot on
I thought The Onion was supposed to be funny and satirical... This is just....too true.
RIP
Looks like Trevor Moore 😢
Please Retweet. It would be great to get the attention. More than 123,000 children in Mauritania will require emergency assistance to prevent and treat acute malnutrition including more than 27,000 children suffering from severe acute malnutrition.
I thought the onion was satire?
You keep a little stack of referral slips with Andy Packard's name already written in
is the baby theirs?
Is our children learning?
The end of the day school bell.
Kindergartners primed to chant 1776 and scream freedom while wearing their shirts adorned with the British flag.
Not only did both of his parents die this year.. but he is also named Chad, which means he'll take being a shit in class to a whole new level. Mostly because he is named Chad.
They need more appreciation to be honest. They’re frontline and taking casualties too.
1) Returning
Is that the guy who started WeWork?