NORMAN, OK—Hoping to make a personal sacrifice to aid Oklahoma’s run at the National Championship, star quarterback Spencer Rattler announced plans Monday to take a pay cut to help the Sooners recruit better players. “I’m happy to reconstruct my weekly cash handoffs if that’s what it takes for us to land
top recruits,” said Rattler, who revealed plans to accept a mid-sized sedan from the university instead of a luxury sports car. “Obviously, I want the security of a long-term deal, but it’s important for us to pay these young guys. I chose to come back this year to compete for a championship, and I want to make sure we have enough money to pursue big names in the transfer portal.” At press time, Rattler invited a troubled walk-on receiver to live with him at his palatial estate.
Players finally started getting paid, and be takes a paid cut, definitely a future NFL quarterback 😂😂😂
Lsu gets caught siphoning money from a children’s hospital and passes out hundred dollar hand shakes on live tv But the onion picks Oklahoma for this lmao
Good man. Selfless
Sweeeet. ;-)
Finally my Sooners are learning how to cheat like the sec
sfceltic86 😂
Usually love the satire but if you’re going to troll a fan base at least troll a fan base from a team who, you know, actually cheats like Bama, Georgia, Auburn or the other SEC cheaters.
I know this is satire because Oklahoma would instead pay players in the transfer portal instead of HS recruits
Cry
Funny, but would be more appropriate for an $EC school.
You know this is satire because it pretends OU abides by a salary cap
StateOfOK 🤣
I'm betting this will get approved
Salary restructuring, not a pay cut.
Now that's funny!
Is there some news about this kid taking money?
Its all about the teammates named Ben.