Ummm, that's a little too close to home... 😬
I feel attacked and I don't like it.
Lmao
This one cuts deep.
rewegreatyet My lazy Saturday self feels a little attacked now. 😂🤣😂
Vaccines are for the weak
musicmilkshake
I don't remember signing the release for this.
The fuck I ever do to YOU?
KeaneCosta
Glad to see a decent vaccine post that doesn't make me want to scratch my own eyes out with a broken bottle
Wow dude..that got me right in the personals..mean..
hahaha, yep, him and 120 million other couch potatoes.
Major DOMS
I cannot wait to get mine.
MitchellChetski
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dang. That one hit different.
Damn that couch looks comfy!
Use the same remedy I use when I feel like exercising, just lie down till the feeling goes away.
These mussels you speak of....are they soaked in a white wine butter sauce? 'Cuz I can put them out of the soreness misery.....
I get muscle soreness just from sleeping am I the only one
These muscles you speak of.....what are they?
I thought we were friends, Onion.
Lmao nice
Totally me.
Lol this is good
Lololololol that’s me
This is not parody. This is my life.
Excuse me
This hits differently. Been over a year since I’ve seen the inside of a gym 😿
This one hurts
but i've done nothing to you
I’m just a pudgy girl, sitting in front of a flabby guy, asking you to please hand me the remote, I can’t reach it
Just me next time
Goddamit, Onion... not like this. Not like this. lmao
rago_carlo Good one
Thanks Onion, now I have to drive myself to the burn unit.
So, so same
Stop putting me in your fucking articles
iii_ns 🤭😂😂
I have personally put my Doordash driver's children through college this last year through my orders and tips. Does an overfull stomach count as muscle soreness?
Why would you do me like this, I thought we were friends?