They wash their clothes, do the weekly grocery shop and probably also ignore the car rego bill until the day it’s due.I’m not technically a busy mum, but I do have several house plants and a temperamental airconditioning unit, so it’s basically the same thing.
We need only look to the Aussie School For Celebrity Kids. Now, that’s not what it’s actually called, but its real name can’t be printed here. People get so weird when you skulk around school gates while taking photos of their children before detailing the exact name and location in the newspaper. So uptight.
If we learnt anything from that show, it’s that there’s no place on earth more judgy than the school gate. She was snapped looking like all of us do on a busy morning: wearing joggers and jean shorts. Natalie Portman doesn’t have time for Isla’s platform brogues and she certainly isn’t pulling any security guard shifts down at Westfield.
hellojamesweir I’ll save everyone the time and torment .... they have poke bowls, bocconcini salad, sushi and salmon ... school not mentioned
hellojamesweir Ever search for a recipe, then have to scroll through an entire life story of their grandmothers favourite cardigan - this is just like that .... no recipe, no ingredients - just inane ramblings of nothingness
hellojamesweir Life must be difficult for you if you feel you have to a*se kiss these people. Better off telling us where the school is so we don’t send our kids there.
hellojamesweir I'm dumber for reading this. Are we supposed to know where this alleged school is?