Oh Sean! O’Sean Ocean. Get it?
Uuuu . I see the sun glasses I lost at the beach last summer.
Sickening
This is frightening... a New apex predator to contend with...🥡 savetheoceans
This is true fact
Can we colonize it?
Don't attack corporate houses they are victims
If the heap gets big enough to inhabit - half of America is going to move to New Trash America
I thought the Onion was only out here spreading satire. How come they're posting the truth now?
. Or is the heap of trash a fraud who’s been on the ocean ?
The Heap
I liked it better when you guys did satire.
this isnt satire
hey i think i see one of my condoms j/k i dont get to have sex
this assemblage of trash may indeed be causing immense harm to oceanic wildlife but i hardly think the editors of this piece are doing the readers any favors by labeling it as a predator
Is it trash? I thought its india
I saw this coming 317yrs ago but no one listened to me then either. WE. ARE. ALL. DOOMED. I'm not gonna say it again PERIOD!
Oh Please don't clean that Spot There must be something to remember us in 10.000 years.. sigh
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They ruined Swamp Thing
It always was, we just made startling new observations and reclassified.