Pope Pius XXL: At 450 feet tall, Pope Pius XXL, affectionately known as Mega-Pope, was notable for being the second-biggest Bishop of Rome in the history of the C
hurch. In 1958, Mega-Pope succumbed to internal injuries suffered while defending Vatican City from Godzilla.Popes Gabriel and Howard Jacobs: True pioneers of the papacy, married San Francisco couple Gabriel and Howard Jacobs simultaneously became the first married popes, gay popes, and popes to share the supreme office with a partner in 2015.
Pope Pop XI: Bet they didn’t tell ya about ol’ Pop Pop. He loved blessing his 1.3 billion followers almost as much as a good burger from the Vatican City Five & Dime. His principal offense—and the one for which he was excommunicated—was leaving us too soon at the age of 83.
I'm sure this isn't the fact.
Correction: Pope Dentis II's teeth were only ONE foot long, NOT THREE FEET! You can't just exaggerate about people's teeth like that!
I think some of these were made up.
'Woman breaks up w/boyfriend after his 'me or your social media followers' ultimatum.'
Who could forget the best smelling pope? Pope Pouri?
How is it possible The Onion became so not funny? Oh yeah, they prioritized equity and inclusion over being funny. So me anytime in history equity and inclusion was beneficial to a business.
Olivia Pope certainly one of them
The crisis being the lack of molestations taking place.
🤣🤣These are hilarious. Hard to pick a favorite. Father Guido Sarducci made me a pope about 20 years ago.
He’s disappointed a lot of people.
AKA Pope Erotozone
Ex-popes inhabit all nine levels of hell.
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The onion done said: Pope AutoZone IV'. 😂😂😂
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Actually very funny, silly with the ridiculous forgotten popes. Like the 400 ft tall maga Pope who fought Godzilla. Inaccurate claim about Benedict mixed in though... But it's all fun I guess.
You left off the molester ones.........when can we get a top 15 list of them next?
'...number 9 will shock you.'
Man, anti-Catholic jokes are always so pathetically unfunny. 'He was a child in Germany in the 30's and therefore responsible for all Nazi atrocities, and he sought to canonize the Pope who hid Jews from the Germans and Italians with a spy ring of priests.' You're gross.
So this is where the clickhole writers migrated to after the site got sold.
Pope Oprah...the Pope who gives out car keys to audience members
16 BanjoPope
Not sure why this is funny but you guys fucking nailed it
I wasn't told anything about the Pope in Sunday school. What I was told were stories from the Bibel. sundayschool bible godsword
These 2 funny popes from the 2 popes movie on NetflixFilm
Definitely lost all faith in the church since Autozone IV, the whole papacy really crashed and burned.
Bonus top 5 Ante-Nicene church fathers you wouldn't believe
So now that I've been awakened I see the onion was always more about truth that mainstream media. I like what this teaches me. That comedy/parody is a good way to reveal Truth.
How many popes are there ?
Yeah ...
Now that I'm over 50 it's important to get them sewer lines inspected annually.
Pope Dentis II was the best one because he was a 1/2 a walrus.
probably john II or whatever the really weird one was
I like how the Pope Benedict XVI one is actually true about Nazi youth.
Yeah...I clicked on it and read every damn slide. 🤪
No mention of Pope ye?
I was too busy asking the teacher why the Bible made no fucking sense.
You forgot to mention Pope Onionus Ringus, he that serveth golden brown, crispy onion rings at restaurants all around the Good Lord's firmament.
Imagine going to school on Sunday lmao nerds
I'm guessing this guys on the list
My favorite: Pope Hilarius
Well that's because I was raised Baptist we don't care about popes only Jesus
Certainly changed the way I view chestnuts.
WHERES GERRY THE GOAT FUCKER
Oh you didn't knew? The catholic church is full of bastards in its history. Past AND present.
The Borgias