Lol
He was just drunk, forgive him.
tylerlord52
dbtsbass
felt that
haha I know it’s taboo now to laugh at any joke about alcoholism but this is a satire site, no idea who the intended target is, Ive had no drinks in over a month, and its funny
Stop making fun of me!
baby steps
grider_danny
The Onion. Making eyes water
Hi dad
hate you guys
If I can just constrain all my overindulgence to Friday & Saturday, I'll be fine.
Just laugh.
Best one yet
Ha! I've known this person
Sell your car. Then you have more money for booze. Don't have to worry about drunk driving. Take Uber or Lyft. But don't throw up in their car. They don't like that. I've found that out.
Strategy: Blacking out is normal, rampant mood swings, drunken rages, blatant disregard for loved ones, pissing on self, run-ins with cops weekly, and reserved sitting in the holding cell.
My dad said the same thing
_ThePrncss check and Mate.
If cutting back is too hard, quitting is a hell of a lot easier.
It's official. I'm an Onion caricature.
......or as we used to say, when the going gets tough the tough get pissed.
Cheers!
Only quitters give up👎🏻
'At press time, Weller had passed out on his bar stool, already making good on his plan to get to sleep at a more reasonable hour.'
Pro tech tip; don't drink.
A key part of AA is admitting you'll always be an alcoholic.
Little close to home...
Bruh
Ah, the 'I'm already in the dumpster' plan.
Oof
Deep
Pelosi ? Maybe she’s on psych meds which I’m sure anyone would be on if they lived in CA
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