Noting that he made you feel things you won’t ever feel again, the report confirmed that no one else can stack up to your middle school sweetheart, Brian Boughton—the one who shared your first kiss, knew how to play the first verse and chorus of Green Day’s “Time Of Your Life” on his guitar, and also liked to read.“Based on the evidence, it’s clear that Brian is as good as it will get for you—past, present, or future,” said Dr.
Cheung, whose research team analyzed all of your romantic partners since Brian and found none of them even holds a candle to the fun-loving boy who had a cool chain wallet, stated that you will never again feel as free and alive as you did with the guy you went out with for six weeks when you were 13 years old.
Who can blame him. That kid is rad.
Until you run into him again at age 21, and he has gotten horribly fat. 😀
imagine dating in 8th grade, absolutely was not me 🤢
Lmao! Just talked to him on Facebook a few minutes ago 😁 20+ years later we still cool, so I guess you're right!
This one is a miss. Guys are the ones that are still hung up on their girlfriend from 8th grade. 🙄🙄🙄
You nailed it...right down to the skateboarding, 2 carnations, and Dead Kennedy’s. Brilliant! 👏🏻🙌🏻😆🤣😂
I remember my eighth grade boyfriend, I will never forget him. He treated me with such kindness and respect, it felt like we were best friends more than a couple, he was cute and his kisses were amazing. We tried to stay in contact but lost touch with each other when I moved.😔
OOF
That’s true. I married my 8th grade boyfriend. (Though not until we graduated from college.)
My ex when she see this
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Jokes on you, I was so shitty at communicating in eighth grade I couldn't get a boyfriend!
Damn I didn’t know my middle bro was gay
(i think he's a model now)
Says his 25 year old knockout blonde english teacher now housed in cell block A!
Tell me about it.. 😕
My eighth grade boyfriend died a year ago from cancer😢 RIP Rando
when I was in eighth grade. everyone had side burns and mustaches. that kid looks like he is in 5th grade.
I was the 8th grade boyfriend so this is a lie
MELANIAJTRUMP Happy Birthday Again, Mum. 🎂 🌹 🚪 BBCWorld
Oh geez I didn’t have a bf until after college. ridingsolo
My eighth grade 'boyfriend' was in the closet until after I moved across the country. It was a time before being openly gay was okay...😭
DO YOU HEAR THAT, STACY?
true
🥺
Joker irl
Damn I didn't know I was gay
Didn’t have an 8th grade boyfriend 🙄🤷♀️🤦♀️🤔I’ve been married over 30 yrs. So I think it turned out ok🤷♀️😉😊
Do you hear that Wendy?
quite poignant but the silly boy is not looking at the camera
Unless you are into girls
This one really stung.
Brian pls cumback
I didn't have an eighth grade boyfriend, but no one will ever measure up to the imaginary boyfriend I had for a decade.
jokes on you. i couldn’t get an eight grade boyfriend.
hairstyles were better back then
Where
HA I didn’t have one...