Report: More Women Forgoing Taking Their Husbands’ Names In Favor Of Something Badass Like Diesel

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Report: More Women Forgoing Taking Their Husbands’ Names In Favor Of Something Badass Like Diesel OurAnnualYear2019

A report published Friday by cultural anthropologists at the University of California, Santa Cruz, revealed that an increasing number of women are forgoing the custom of taking their husbands’ surnames and instead opting for something totally badass like Diesel, Nitro, or Pulverizer.

“We’ve observed a trend in which many married women, by choosing a way fucking cooler last name along the lines of Axle or Bone-Crusher, are beginning to challenge the Western patrilineal tradition,” said Professor Sarah Annihilator Kelman, adding that the assumption that the man’s name will automatically be taken in marriage has become outmoded as women realize nothing prevents them from calling themselves Blade, Scab, or anything else that just sounds awesome.

 

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Understand that. But being ecstatic over marrying a guy who prefers to stick his fingers up his nose rather than using a tissue is still a mystery. I will never understand why one would spends thousands of dollars on a dress for a man that has the hygiene standards of an infant.

Autumn Flamethrower? Too much?

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Linacracy

cameron_kasky Trump and 'his' GOP do NOT care how many students are shot dead.... ....the GOP does NOT care how many young people develop PTSD... Young people MUST PROTEST like those young people who PROTESTED the Vietnam War and STOPPED that EVIL WAR from killing MORE & MORE of them!

TBF, some people's sir names are just that lame

So then let them pay for it all!!

JeffKasky

Wife be like 'I'm suckin' Diesel!' ... and you have to be Irish to understand that joke, I'm sorry.

Vin Diesel be like:

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