“here’s $40, get what you need from the vending machine”
This is what Nancy Reagan's 'Just Say No' campaign was really about.
Just went through this Tuesday night with a grandson.
I thought the Onion was a parody.
Rice crispy treats and a pair of animal ears, ezpz
Sheet and a bag of tootsie rolls ... and that’s why I’m not a parent. ( spent 6 hours making pot luck items for various coworkers with different dietary needs)
Some made up celebration idea the lazy principal got from watching an overachieving family’s DYI channel on YouTube 🤷♂️
WTF else is new?
Youngest holder of the Onion Cross \\O/ HURRAY !
No tree nuts, non-tree nuts, glutens, or second-hand glutens!
Here, you can wear mom’s pantyhose and grab that bag of Tootsie Rolls before you head out the door.
No he doesn't. The world won't stop turning if he doesn't oblige.
So happy my kid’s class size shrunk