Dunbar Family Forced To Discontinue Print Edition Of Christmas Newsletter

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PAULLINA, IA—In an e-mail to readers on Monday, editors of the Dunbar Family Annual Christmas Update announced that due to logistical constraints, they had decided to cease print publication of the newsletter, which will move to a web-only distribution model. “Amid a rapidly changing Christmas-letter landscape, the printed word has become a less effective way to keep you informed about Dunbar family affairs,” wrote editor-in-chief Phyllis Dunbar, who assured a readership of more than 60 friends and relatives that the December bulletin would remain the most reliable source for updates on Nathan’s progress in school, pet acquisitions and deaths, and the family’s travel plans. “Even as we move to expand our online presence, we have not forgotten our core principles of journalistic integrity and holiday cheer. We are very proud of our digital edition, and we think you will like it too.” At press time, sources had confirmed that as part of their transition to the digital age, the Dunbars would be eliminating 37 jobs.

Dunbar Family Annual Christmas Update

announced that due to logistical constraints, they had decided to cease print publication of the newsletter, which will move to a web-only distribution model.

 

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This is so incredibly suited to Vancouver

This was a good one.

Superb.

Never fear! We’ll be publishing it on Twitter.

2020 knows no bounds

lol 😂 davidsedaris HolidaysOnIce

“At press time, sources had confirmed that as part of their transition to the digital age, the Dunbars would be eliminating 37 jobs.” 😂🤣 aren’t they going to be eligible for PPP under the new stimulus bill?

Haven’t all of their friends suffered enough?

I’m more interested in Mrs. Dunbar’s for fans

Mom and dad look like they blow dry their teeth.

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Is this about a family of Dunbar residents or a family named Dunbar? Asking for a friend of that ilk.

Hello. Thank you picture. I like it all.

Tees & Pees

oh what a terrible terrible thing, I definitely wont notice

Is it not insensitive for someone who works for nytimes to retweet this? The print edition of the Times will be with us for quite some time to come, no doubt, but surely she knows people who work for newspapers that are not as viable.

Thank god, that shot was so elitist. We don’t care that you guys can afford a Disney cruise, Dunbar family!!!

lost all the r’s in the typeset

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I for one am grateful. How many more times did I have to find them littered among the Men's Room of truckstops up and down 95!

Dunbar? No family that white lives in Dunbar, FL.

they're pivoting to video

Relatives Threatened Legal Action at Thanksgiving Dinner.

lmao kid on the left 100% has a different dad

WellsDunbar is this true?

I think I'll use this for my Christmas card next year. RemixCulture

Umm, what?

So .... paywall?

I dont think Ive ever audibly chuckled so hard at an onion headline.

I was wondering what happened to the Dunbar updates on the latest in vagisil uses around the house.

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